Last week I took the kids to the USF cafeteria for lunch. We sat with several other professors and I overheard this conversation between Z and Kirby (a former sociology professor):
Kirby: Do you like having a little sister?
Kirby: Do you help change diapers?
Kirby: Why not?
Z: They are too stinky!
Kirby: Are you stinky?
Z: No . . . but I make the biggest poops in the whole world.